Dear Students and Teachers,
I apologize for not being timely on Charlie’s update from yesterday. Things got a little hectic.
I’m sure you all saw that Charlie was an impostor, sitting proudly in the wheelchair as you walked in yesterday morning, pretending to be a nurse. Let me assure you that Charlie is not a nurse and I was terrified that he had locked the real Nurse Jones in the closet! Luckily, he did not succeed in that feat!
I tried my best to caution you as you came in yesterday that if you were sick or injured it would be best not to visit Nurse Charlie. If you did not heed my caution, I cannot be liable for the care Charlie might have given if you were his patient.
Hoping all is well with everyone today,