This is critical!  Please share this message with your students today!  I’m so upset right now I can hardly compose this email.  Just imagine my dismay when I walked into my office and see the trash can and chairs turned over.  And if that wasn’t enough, my coffee had been drank down to the last drop!  Apparently Santa has decided that Charlie the elf needed to visit our school to see who’s been naughty or nice.  Does Santa not know that we have the best students and staff around?  If Santa was going to send us an elf, WHY could he not send a NICE one?!

I will do my best to convince Charlie there are more students on the primary campus he might want to watch over.  We shall see.  In the meantime, Charlie and I need to have a little conversation about cleaning my office.  In other words, he better have it cleaned up pretty quick or I may have to resort to my paddle!

Sincerely,

Mrs. Rock